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(Source: homykristen, via evawhateva)

Had a beer.

Smoked an entire cigarette.

Done drugs.

Wrote on a bathroom wall.

Had a physical fight.

Used Twitter.

Been in a car accident.

Gotten suspended.

Gotten expelled.

Been allergic to something.

Got a computer virus.

Had a dog.

Had a cat.

Been pregnant. 

Camped out.

Swam in the ocean.

Driven a car.

Been sent to the principal. yeah for asking an event’ proposal or smth like that.

Ever liked someone.

Failed a class.

Failed a test.

Went to summer school.

Got worse than a D.

Got all A’s, 

Read an entire book.

Recorded my own music.

Had an xbox.

Worn heels more than 3 days in a row.

Wore skinny jeans.

Hated someone.

Been cheated on.

Cheated on someone.

Worn makeup.

Lied to my parents about where I was going.

Had my driver’s license.

Graduated high school.

Painted my nails black.

Broken someone’s heart. (errr idek abt this tbh)

Had my heart broken.

Cried for an hour straight. or for absolute 2 days.

Lost something very valuable.

Got separated from one of my parents as a kid. 

Broken a bone.

Gotten stung by a bee.

Threw up from being so drunk.

Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.

Danced with someone of the opposite sex.

Owned an iPod.

Owned an iPhone.

Fell for a best friend. 

Went far away from home for more than a week.

Moved out.

Ran away.

Had food poisoning.

Had a job.

Been fired.

Had a Facebook.

Posted a video on YouTube.

Started a rumor about someone.

Talked bad about someone.

Dropped out of school.

Counted to a million.

Counted to a thousand.

Ate duck meat.

Had fast food.

Been to Church.

Been to Canada.

Been married.

Had a divorce.

Broke a glass.

Hugged someone today.

Texted someone today.

Received a phone call today.

Threw something out of the window. 

Ignored a text from someone on purpose.

Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.

Wish you were somebody else.

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